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Dreams Need Not Explain Themselves | www.ed-rex.com


Dreams Need Not Explain Themselves

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Coming for Christmas 2010 from

The BumblePuppy Press!

Or maybe not.

ETA: Since I've been outed elsewhere, I won't wait for someone else to do it here. The below is a hoax, part satire, part attempt to get a real publisher to put an anthology like this one together. You know, an "essential" collection that just happens not to have any white male writers in the table of contents. I think it's instructive that it took me two or three hours to put together the TOC, mostly from books sitting on my shelf.

Now this looks like a book I'll enjoy reviewing!

Click here for the full table of contents.

Catherine Asaro, Aurora In Four Voices
Hilary Bailey, The Fall of Frenchy Steiner
Steven Barnes, Sand Man
Elizabeth Bear, Tideline
Lois McMaster Bujold, Weatherman
Octavia Butler, Bloodchild
Julie E. Czerneda, Bubbles and Boxes
Miriam Allen deFord, The Malley System
Samuel R. Delany, Prismatica
Sonya Doorman, When I Was Miss Dow
Charles R. Saunders, Yahimba's Choice
Carol Emshwiller, Sex and/or Mr. Morrison
Phyllis Gotlieb, Mother Lode
Zenna Henderson, Shadow on the Moon
Nalo Hopkinson, A Raggy Dog, A Shaggy Dog
N.K. Jemisin, Non-Zero Probabilities
Gyneth Jones, Saving Tiamaat
Nancy Kress, Beggard In Spain
Ursula K. Le Guin, The Day Before the Revolution
Katherine MacLean, The Other
Seanan McGuire, Good Girls Go to Heaven
Vonda N. McIntyre, Of Mist, and Grass, and Sand
Judith Merril, Survival Ship
Judith Moffett, The Hobb
C.L. Moore, No Woman Born
Walter Mosley, The Greatest
Kit Reed, Automatic Tiger
Kristine Kathryn Rusch, Becoming One With the Ghosts
Michelle Sagara, Shadow of a Change
Charles R. Saunders,
Joanna Russ, Picnic on Paradise
Nisi Shawl, The Rainses
Joan Slonczewski, A Door Into Ocean
Margaret St. Clair, Horrer Howce
Tricia Sullivan, Post-Ironic Stress Syndrome
James Tiptree, Jr. The Girl Who Was Plugged In
Catherynne M. Valente, Thirteen Ways of Looking At Space/Time
Elizabeth Vonarburg, Home by the Sea
Sarah Zettel, Fool's Errand

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